Objectives:
To
know what a poem looks like in English.
To learn new vocabulary.
To recognize the rhythm in the English words.
Materials: All my great excuses by Kenn Nesbitt
To learn new vocabulary.
To recognize the rhythm in the English words.
Materials: All my great excuses by Kenn Nesbitt
Activity:
1. The teacher will give to every child a poem cut out in different parts:
1. The teacher will give to every child a poem cut out in different parts:
2. The students must restore the poem as they consider.
3. At the end of the activity the teacher will read the original poem and the students can ask everything they want about it. The teacher has to make sure they have understood it!
4. Can you think about any other excuse?
All my great excuses
I started on
my homework
but my pen ran out of ink.
My hamster ate my homework.
My computer's on the blink.
I accidentally dropped it
in the soup my mom was cooking.
My brother flushed it down the toilet
when I wasn't looking.
My mother ran my homework
through the washer and the dryer.
An airplane crashed into our house.
My homework caught on fire.
Tornadoes blew my notes away.
Volcanoes struck our town.
My notes were taken hostage
by an evil killer clown.
Some aliens abducted me.
I had a shark attack.
A pirate swiped my homework
and refused to give it back.
I worked on these excuses
so darned long my teacher said,
"I think you'll find it's easier
to do the work instead."
but my pen ran out of ink.
My hamster ate my homework.
My computer's on the blink.
I accidentally dropped it
in the soup my mom was cooking.
My brother flushed it down the toilet
when I wasn't looking.
My mother ran my homework
through the washer and the dryer.
An airplane crashed into our house.
My homework caught on fire.
Tornadoes blew my notes away.
Volcanoes struck our town.
My notes were taken hostage
by an evil killer clown.
Some aliens abducted me.
I had a shark attack.
A pirate swiped my homework
and refused to give it back.
I worked on these excuses
so darned long my teacher said,
"I think you'll find it's easier
to do the work instead."
(by Kenn Nesbitt)
- Nesbitt, K. (2007). Revenge of the Lunch Ladies: The Hilarious Book of School Poetry. Meadowbrook Press.














